Hey, girl, hear my pledge

I’ve the highest ambition t’wards you

I pledge to go net zero on that wine and beer

Quit smoking dope in a decade or two

Hey, girl, give the means

To implement my feelings t’wards you                   

I’ll phase down other people in my life

Be faithful give or take a night or two

This crisis we’re facing leaves me blue

You know we have the answer at our door

I’ll organize a contact group with you-ou-ou

And I will toss your bra(ckets) on the floor – oh!

Hey, girl, strike the deal

I pledge to change the weather to please you

I shall offset each misstep with a kiss

And find a job in a decade or two

I know I’m out of credits in your heart

But I’ll be lost and damaged if you go

I pledge to meet my targets from the sta-a-art

But let me start within ten years or so